Originally Posted by bigmonkeypoo

Source : CVG

Everyone knows it's hard being apart from loved ones, especially for Wii gamers. After all, what few online games the Wii actually has rarely function ideally, and lag and obtuse friend codes get in the way of long distance Wii gaming more often than not.

Fortunately, a new company called Mojowijo has come up with a much better way for us to interact with our boyfriends, girlfriends, wives, bosses, teachers and other significant acquaintances using a pair of Wii remotes, the internet, and, of course, their special attachments.

Yes, they are exactly what they look like. The dildos plug (Ha) into the bottom of the remotes, "essentially turning your Wii remotes into shared, remote controlled vibrators (aka wii vibrator or wiibrator!)." When used in conjunction with Mojowijo's custom PC software, shaking one remote causes the accessory plugged into another to vibrate.

You might think this is a joke, and you may be right, but they're even offering a beta program through their website for those who want to be early adopters. Here's what the site says:

"Mojowijo transforms your Nintendo Wii* remote control into a next generation body stimulation device. The premise is simple. The motions of one device are transformed into vibrations in the other. Literally allowing you to 'share the mojo' with anyone, anywhere in the world."

They also mention that you can "mojowijo with someone in the same room," "with someone over the internet," or even "by yourself." Hell, I could do that before.

By the way, if you noticed that asterisk in the quote above, you might be interested to learn that "Mojowijo is not endorsed by or affiliated with Nintendo in any way." Shocking.

Of course, the real question is, does the Mojowijo Wiibrator support MotionPlus?

i can imagine xmas now LMAO

demolition man style sex FTW

I wouldnt put that thing by my cock, it looks dangerous.

Id dwarf it...